http://thefrogman.me/post/83658664679/jenip42-replied-to-your-post-anonymous-asked-you

thefrogman:

jenip42 replied to your post: anonymous asked:you could just sa…

Read that as “faulty hippopotamus.” Do you or do you not have an inefficient hippo who reminds you to tag things, sir? Answer the question!

I did have a tag hippo. It was great at first, but I think he started to resent…

captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants:

kalelle:

photoptarmosis:

You can basically just assume, without even knowing what this thing is, that it is from Australia.

Fuck that shit this thing is a pokemon

A shrew and a bird mated

(Source: rhollorskates, via haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted)

DAT BEARD.

(Source: maiwyn, via maeganmayhem)

stormraven24:

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

FUCKING HELL

stormraven24:

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

FUCKING HELL

(via mandysimo13)

Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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(via dutchster)

"Dwarven clerics don’t create water, they just straight up make Beer."

The DM’s ruling on whether a Dwarven cleric could use his create Water orison to make Beer instead. (via outofcontextdnd)

thewhimsyturtle:

Mommy says that it’s almost time for her to put away her winter sweaters.  I’m glad it’s getting warmer, but I am going to miss snuggling with thick fuzzy sweaters like this one!

thewhimsyturtle:

Mommy says that it’s almost time for her to put away her winter sweaters. I’m glad it’s getting warmer, but I am going to miss snuggling with thick fuzzy sweaters like this one!